Crew shirts are 1) white (long-sleeved) and 2) periwinkle. Please have a pair of 1) navy-or-black, and 2) khaki shorts/pants to coordinate. I don't know which ones which day however please do not arrive bottomless. Wear one and be prepared to change.Please be @ LBYC at 9 am Saturday. The Braintrust will go to the Skipper's meeting and the rest of us (Brawntrust?) will set up the boat so we can boogie* asap. (*technical sailing term)
Finally - if you haven't submitted your sailing resume to Sue, please do so asap -- otherwise I will fabricate a sailing resume on your behalf and it won't be pretty ... :-D
~ Starboard T&A Chica
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*Sample Bio*
[YOUR NAME HERE] is a tart.
She realized at a young age she could meet lots of buff men sailing, and has hung around the docks ever since.
She has competed in copious buoy races, mostly as rum girl, serving drinks. Her skills include: finding the coldest beers and applying sunscreen to brawny young boys, even in places where the sun doesn't shine ... ???
Offshore she is often found sleeping in the wrong bunk. She likes to fish and doesn't mind getting slimy and wet.
[YOUR NAME HERE]'s professional expertise allows her to locate the best free po rn sites rapidly.
Her keen social skills make her adept at getting strange men to buy drinks for her and her friends.
A terrible insomniac, she is often found prowling the yacht clubs late at night, looking for someone to sing her to sleep.
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